fly by feather — em1ree: im laughign because apparently when i...

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em1ree

im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were like yo ok be right there but then they stopped and had breakfast at an ihop for like two hours

my mom literally procrastinated on my birth so she could have a stack of god damn pancakes

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